Put Your Head On My Shoulder, Not Your Snot #Clorox #ick-tionary

I am being compensated by The Clorox Company to share a new language about messes for the Clorox Ick-tionary

 

I have teamed up with Clorox to help create words for their new Icktionary campaign. You can visit www.icktionary.com for hilarious words and situations that any Clorox product will clean.  I am on my fourth word, and am having a blast making up all these words.

My fourth word is Shoulderpad, the definition is   “console a crying kid with a hug, win a day-long padding of snot residue on your sweater.”

This is a ick I know all two well having 3 kids.

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Shoulderpad is when your child has been crying or sick and you comfort them, then realize that she just wiped their nose on you. Even more than that they blow their nose on you, either way it’s gross. I have even gone in public with snot on my shoulder, just not realizing. My response when people give me a dirty look is, I am a mom.

Cleaning up the scenario is easy with Clorox, just use Clorox bleach or Clorox Bleach 2 for colors. Don’t forget the tissues for your child too!

 

Visit www.icktionary.com to find more words and funny scenarios.

On the site:

Learn how to clean the ick, and play games for a chance to win $25 gift card.

Note:

  • Clorox products should never be used directly on people.
  • Clorox Clean-Up Cleaner with Bleach and Clorox Disinfecting Wipes should only be used on hard, non-porous surfaces.
  • Always check clothing labels before using Clorox Regular-Bleach or Clorox 2 Stain Fighter & Color Booster.

Has this ever happen to you, console a child and get snot all over you?

 

 

Clorox Ick-tionary: Germs all around

I have teamed up with Clorox to help create some fun words to add to the Clorox Ick-tionary. These words are made up of scenarios of my everyday life, that are funny.

I have 3 kids, I go through it all.

I am now sharing word #3, and this one is a scenario that just makes me sick to my stomach. The sad thing is I see it on a daily basis, either from my kids, kids at the park, daycare etc.

The third word is…….

Snoyse-Watching someone sneeze on a toy, then another child picking it up.

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Gross, I know. I have seen my own kids do it to each other, specially in allergy season. they sneeze, snot drips down or they lick a toy, one of my other children not knowing whats on the toy picks it up and plays with it. Easy way to spread germs.

Luckily it is so easy to clean a toy after that situation. Their are so many useful Clorox products for this type of cleaning. You can use Clorox wipes, spray, or even just the bleach. Once a week, I put there plastic toys in the sink with bleach and water to sanitize them.

Check out more Ick-tionary words and definitions at www.icktionary.com.

On the site:

Learn how to clean the ick, and play games for a chance to win $25 gift card.

Note:

  • Clorox products should never be used directly on people.
  • Clorox Clean-Up Cleaner with Bleach and Clorox Disinfecting Wipes should only be used on hard, non-porous surfaces.
  • Always check clothing labels before using Clorox Regular-Bleach or Clorox 2 Stain Fighter & Color Booster.

Disclosure: This is a compensated post for a campaign with Clorox.

Clorox Ick-tionary: This One Is For The Ladies, Dye-Saster

I am being compensated by The Clorox Company to share a new language about messes for the Clorox Ick-tionary

I have teamed up with Clorox to help create words for their new Icktionary campaign. You can visit www.icktionary.com for hilarious words and situations that any Clorox product will clean.

I am now on my second word for the Clorox Ick-tionary campaign. It has been a blast putting these words together.

My second word I came up with is one for the ladies. It has to do with coloring your own hair, which I know everyone does at one point or another. The word and definition are:

Dye-Saster- Getting dye all over the bathroom when trying to dye your own hair.

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This has happen to me on numerous occasions, I attempt to dye my own hair and end up getting the dye everywhere. The sad part is I think I am doing fine, I only have the dye on my hair and then when I am done I look around and there is a little on the counter, floor etc.  It can get really bad in my white bathroom.

Since it is permenent hair dye, it doesn’t come out with water and a rag.  Clorox bleach does the job, the wipes and spray have helped get it up and keep my bathroom clean.

Have you ever made a mess with Hair Dye trying to dye your own hair? Visit www.icktionary.com to find more words and funny scenarios.

On the site:

Learn how to clean the ick, and play games for a chance to win $25 gift card.

Note:

  • Clorox products should never be used directly on people.
  • Clorox Clean-Up Cleaner with Bleach and Clorox Disinfecting Wipes should only be used on hard, non-porous surfaces.
  • Always check clothing labels before using Clorox Regular-Bleach or Clorox 2 Stain Fighter & Color Booster.

Disclosure: This is a compensated post for a campaign with Clorox.

Clorox’s New Ick-tionary

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I am being compensated by The Clorox Company to share a new language about messes for the Clorox  Ick-tionary.

 

I have teamed up with Clorox to help create words for their new Icktionary campaign.    You can visit www.icktionary.com for hilarious words and situations that any Clorox product will clean.

So over the next 4 months I will be bringing you the words and definitions that  I have contributed to the Clorox Icktionary. The words that I have chose are things that I am sure happens in every household. Most of them are things your kids do that disgust you. Luckily they can be clean and sanitized with Clorox.

 

My first word is….

Wonder Mark: the definition is when when you find a brown stain on kids’ clothes and have to wonder if it’s poop, chocolate or marker.

This is actually my favorite,because when my kids were younger this happened all the time. I would see a brown stain on my kids clothes or hands etc. and I always dreaded having to find out what it was, but as a parent you have to take that chance.

Luckily for me ost of the time it was Chocolate which was easy to get out by throwing it in with the whites and clorox. There have been a few times when I’ve seen a brown mark on the wall, like in the bathroom. I didn’t even want to chance it, I just used Clorox wipe to clean it up.

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Trust me though like most moms, I have been in the situation where I regretted finding out what the brown stain was.

 

Tell me about a time where you had to take the plunge and figure out what that stain was?  You can visit www.icktionary.com and see all the words, plus add your own.

On the site:

Receive a coupon for 75 cents of Clorox products, and learn how to clean the ick, and play games for a chance to win $25 gift card

Note:

  • Clorox products should never be used directly on people
  • Clorox Clean-Up Cleaner with Bleach and Clorox Disinfecting Wipes should only be used on hard, non-porous surfaces
  • Always check clothing labels before using Clorox Regular-Bleach or Clorox 2 Stain Fighter & Color Booster

Disclosure: This is a compensated post for a campaign with Clorox.

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