are you americas worst cook, if you said yes then you should head over there and enter. the parent bloggers network is having a blog blast and they want you to tell about your cooking mishaps. what better way to embarass myself, as the burn queen! ha

when i was in my teens. my parents where never around to make dinner, so i had to learn on my own. i can make a good macaroni and cheese, or a hot dog.  as i got older and started my family, i relized that would n’t cut it i was going to have to feed children. as much as they may want too, they can’t eat macaroni and cheese all day long. so i started looking in cook books, getting recipes.

everything turned out horrible. i fried chicken to the point where it was hard as a rock. thats when i called in for pizza. i didn’t know you were suppost to put flour on it. i just threw it in the deep fryer for 20 minutes. thats what i do with chicken wings so i thought it would work. not so much!

i’ve tried to prepare a thanksgiving dinner for my family. we ended up going out, because the turkey was burnt and the stuffing was to mushy.

for some reason besides having bad days with cooking, i am most famous for burning my self while cooking. everytime i open the oven i end up burning my arm. it’s just because i’m trying to get my kids away from the oven and don’y pay attention. there was even one instance. i was warming up spagetti sauce and turned it on a little to high. well while i was stirring it it popped out on my hand, now i have a burn on my knuckle, and another in the middle of my finger.  besides my self i burn cookies and cakes. i can not bake for anything.

so when disaster strikes i order out. it’s exspensive but i’d rather not make my family sick when they try to eat one of my disasterous recipes.

“This post was written for Parent Bloggers Network as part of a contest sponsored by the American Egg Board.”